Monday, October 20, 2008

when you're gone

AVRIL LAVIGNE - WHEN YOU'RE GONE

I always needed time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cry
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie is made up on your side
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it OK
I miss you
I've never felt this way before
Everything that I do
Reminds me of you
And the clothes you left they lie on my floor
And they smell just like you
I love the things that you do
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
And when you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it OK
I miss you
We were made for each other
Out here forever
I know we were
Yeah Yeah
All I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I do I give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me..Yeah
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
the words I need to hear will always get me through the day
And make it OK
I miss you

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

effective trick

sometimes..
if we want to avoid something..
we have to make a trick..
it is workable as long as you know how to make it real..
students like us always make a trick to skip class
or escape from attending a board ceremony
hehe..
same goes to me..
and same goes to this doctor..

Emptying the Doctor's Waiting Room

A patient goes to the doctor's office where, much to his surprise the doctor asks him, "Would you please help me with a problem I'm having?"
Sure, doctor, what can I do for you, says the patient.
"Would you scream in the most earsplitting, piercing screams you can manage? Try to make it sound as if you're in terrible pain." The doctor says.
"But why, doctor, you've always been gentle with me and your treatments have never caused me any pain?" Asks the patient.
"Yes," Says the doctor in a matter-of-fact tone, "but I have a 4 o'clock tee time at the golf course I don't want to miss, and my waiting room is still full of patients

Monday, October 13, 2008

misunderstood!!

haven't you face with this problem??
of course you have..
hmm....it is a big problem too..
everything could going wrong..
like this teacher..hehe

I was teaching a very basic class in BASIC programming to a group of adults. Adults who have never been around computers before are very nervous and much harder to teach than children, however I am a patient person so I enjoy their successes.
However, I must share the following:
After putting a short program on the board, I told the students to type "R," "U," "N" and press return to see the program execute.
A hand went up in the back of the room, waving to get my attention, and the person attached to the hand said, "I did what you said and it didn't work." Knowing full-well that all of us make mistakes when typing at the computer, I suggested she retype "R," "U," "N" and press return. A few seconds later, the lady's hand goes up again. "It still doesn't work," she said.
So... I went back to see what the problem was ... only to find that instead of typing RUN, she had typed in the following: ARE YOU IN !

Sunday, October 12, 2008

why you need to suffer to loss weight..

noticed that..there is the simplest way to loss your weight..
i exclaimed that..this way is one of the best way..
follow this man..
his way is very workable..hehe
here it goes..
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

SACRIFICE..

SMALL LOVE STORY..

from this story..

i found that..

in life...sometimes

we cannot get what we want..

we have to do lots of sacrifice..

if we love someone..let him find his happiness..

if his happiness is through us..

how grateful we are..

if he can get it with another girl..

let him go..

that is the true love..

for me..

loving is not having...
if we love someone..
we need to sacrifice for his good..
it will make us satisfied..
because we give them a small piece of smile for his whole life..
for me..
by doing this..
is enough...
i swear..

check this story..

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycleGirl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die

Thursday, October 2, 2008

make the right choice

i want to share this story with you
it's about how to make the right choice
think first..it's better..
read this first..

Story of Wealth, Success and Love

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in" "We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in- law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in- law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love / compassion, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!! !"

Monday, September 22, 2008

learn to be grateful..

I have read one story..
This story can motivate me..it is about our attitude..it teachs me how to be grateful..We always not satisfied with what we already have..we always want more..
"A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men…
The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.The woman reads the sign and say to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking."Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be further up!" And again she heads up another flight.The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day."

Sunday, September 21, 2008

come on..lets laugh

Hello everyone..
Do you laugh today??
Why??
You should laugh you know..
It can make you feel better..
Ok..
Maybe some of you have your own reason for not laughing and smiling today..
So..let me make you laugh
You guys have to read this. It is so funny and you won’t miss it…This funny story is about 4 buddies commencing their Saturday games. When the first man begins, the other three are bragging on their progeny.
The 1st golfer describes his son; “He started out as a carpenter, worked his way up and became a builder. He was successful last year. In fact, that he gave a friend a new house.”
2nd golfer replies: “Well, my son started out as a car salesman and did so well he ended up owning the dealership. He’s done so well and he gave a friend a car!”
3rd golfer counters; “My son has worked his way up from mailroom of a stockbroker to owning the agency. He gave a friend a pile of stocks and bonds worth thousands dollars!”
As they join the fourth golfer on the green, he asked what they’d been talking about. “Oh, our successful sons!” replied one. “By the way, how’s your boy?” He replied: “he’s still a hairdresser, that’s he done for 15 years now. I just found out he’s homosexual and that took a little adjustment for all of us. But he’s my son and I love him. Besides, he got three rich boyfriends; one gave him a house, one gave him a car, and one gave him a pile of stocks and bonds.” Can you imagine? This meant that ‘the three rich boyfriends are the 1st, 2nd and the 3rd golfers’ sons… hahaha… I’ve told you this is an interesting story…..

Friday, September 19, 2008

mother's love

Mother’s love..
Today I really miss my mom..
Especially after I read one short story..
This short story tell me how pure the mother’s love is…
She face many difficulties to let us growing up well..
But she never said that..
She never regret for delivering us to this world
But..
She gives us her purest love
We had done many wrong..
But she still guide us to the right..
We have been heard she said that..
She felt tired after cleaning up home..
..after come back from office..
..after come back from market..
But..
have we ever heard she said that..
She felt tired growing us up..
..taking care of us..
..loving us
How many of you ever heard that??
No one..
I believe..no one..
For those who disagree with me..
You should read this short story..




Story of a Boy and his Mother
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and he handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:
TearsFor cutting the grass: $5.00
For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
For going to the store for you: $.50
Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25
Taking out the garbage: $1.00
For getting a good report card: $5.00
For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00
Total owed: $14.75
Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote:
For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me: No Charge.
For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you: No Charge.
For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the years: No Charge.
Paid In FullFor all the nights filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead: No Charge.
For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose: No Charge.
When you add it up, the cost of my love is: No Charge.
When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight up at his mother and said, "Mom, I sure do love you."
And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: "PAID IN FULL"